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Hello, I'm Shibuya's Shibuya.
Hello, I'm Toshimitsu.
Hello, I'm Mujime.
I have a question for you all.
Isn't our leader too rough about money?
(Laughing)
- Well... - It's a terrible story.
- It's a terrible story.
It's a terrible story.
He spends his money carelessly and borrows it carelessly.
- And he doesn't remember it at all. - That's right.
So I have a question for you all.
Even if you steal money from his wallet,
doesn't he notice it?
How much can you steal from Tetsuya's wallet in one month?
- That's the question. - Oh...
If Tetsuya says, "Hey, where did my money go?"
- We'll... - Oh...
- We'll steal from you. - We'll steal from you.
- We'll steal from you in the future. - We'll steal from you in the future.
- So, whenever you feel like it... - Yeah.
- We'll collect your money... - Yeah.
- We'll put it back in your wallet... - Yeah.
- And one month later... - Yeah.
- We'll give you back your money... - Yeah.
- And say, "Are you okay with being stolen this much?" - Yeah.
- Let's do it. - Okay.
- Then we'll... - Yeah.
- Stop being thieves. - Okay.
- Okay, thieves. - Okay, thieves.
Okay, let's steal!
- Okay, let's steal! - Okay, let's steal!
- Let's start with the first shot of the anniversary. - Let's do it.
- It's really bad. - It's really bad.
- It's pretty much in there. - It's in there.
- It's really in there. - This is really in there.
- Then, first of all, let's put in three. - Let's put in three.
- Okay, then let's put this somewhere. - Okay.
- So, it's a weekday shooting, but the sensor is sleeping. - Sleeping.
- I'd like to take it out for a moment today. - Okay.
- No, let's take out 40,000 yen. - 40,000 yen.
- No, it's not this one. - It doesn't look like it.
- Let's take out 20,000 yen and hide it. - Let's hide it.
- It's the most active time of the day, but the sensor is sleeping. - It's the most active time of the day, but the sensor is sleeping.
- It's not in there much today, so let's take out 3,000 yen. - Okay.
- Let's take it out. - Let's take it out.
Thank you for coming.
I'm going to tell you a secret story.
For a month, I've been trying to get money for the hard-earned money from Tetsuya's wallet.
- Can you give me some? - I can't.
- Oh, it's kind of... - It's salty, isn't it?
- I'm going to say it all today. - You can say it all.
- I'm very sympathetic to you. - You're so relaxed.
I'm relieved.
Lastly, please open it.
- Please open it. - It's amazing.
Wow, it's amazing.
I'm going to hide it again.
So, today... Well, it's been a month or so.
- Let's tell Tetsuya a story today. - Yes.
Even when I'm with this, I'm like, "What did I do last year?"
- Okay, let's go ahead and tell him a story. - Yes.
Tetsuya! Come here!
- What is it? - Oh, you're the main character. Please have a seat.
- What? - He's scared.
- Tetsuya, don't be scared. - Tetsuya, I wouldn't do that.
- It's okay. - It's okay.
- You haven't said anything like that. - No, I haven't.
- I'm happy. - There's no way you're happy.
- I'm really happy. - Tetsuya, you're just happy now.
- By the way, do you have any idea? - Any idea?
- No, not really. - Have you done anything weird recently?
- No, it's really recent, but there was only one.
- I lost 100,000 yen from my wallet. - What?
- I lost about 100,000 yen. - What?
- I lost 100,000 yen, went to the convenience store and bought some stuff, and lost about 10,000 yen.
- The next day, I saw Kitauchi and Bunben. - Oh, I see.
- If you say it now, it'll sound like you're doubting me, so it's weird. - Oh, I see.
- No, it's not like that at all. - I see.
- Maybe Kitauchi is doing something.
- And then I went home and said, "I'm really sorry about that." - That's funny.
- No, it's not funny. - Huh? - Take it, please. - Give it back!
- Oh, I see. That's good. - Here's a gift for you. - Huh? What is it?
- Please open it up. - Please open it up. - I'll put it down.
- Huh? - It's a present. - A present. - Huh?
- One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine...
- No, up to here, I've lost... - Oh, you've lost a lot of money. - If I lost it, it would be 90,000 yen.
- Nine, ten... - Yeah. - Eleven, twelve... - What?! - What?! - Twenty?! - Huh?!
- Twenty?! - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! - Just give it up! - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- One, two, three... - Huh?! - Oh, okay!
- Oh, what's this?! - What?! - Thirty - one thousand and...
- Thirty-one thousand and... - Thirty-one thousand and... - Twenty thousand. - Twenty thousand.
So, if you steal money from Tetsuya's wallet for a month, you'll get 320,000 yen!
Wow!
Get it together!
It's too late to get it together.
It's a hassle to pay 100,000 yen for a meeting.
And I heard it on the next day.
I know what you're talking about.
I went to the family restaurant alone.
What?
You went alone, didn't you?
But it's strange.
I have a cousin, so when I open my wallet...
It was zero yen.
It can't be.
I started this project because I wanted you to have a sense of shame about money.
But we're having fun.
There are people who notice it.
Of course we notice it.
Even if you notice it, it doesn't mean you're inferior to us.
If you hadn't told me now, I would have been holding 90,000 yen all the time.
If you don't have any money from now on, I'll pay you back all of it.
I haven't received a single yen in this area, so I'll pay you back.
It's a good way to make money.
I feel like I've made a lot of money.